Tristan Trivia

Here are a few tidbits of Tristan and his life that will grant some insight into the mind of an intergalactic prince.

-When he was a kid, he wanted to be called "Art".
-His first shoes were ballet slippers.
-He was once mortally wounded from being hit by a spongy rock.  Fortunately he came back to life.
-Medication makes him say "leotard".
-He can disarm bombs, but can't jump a car.
-Will jump out of airplanes, but refuses to go on a boat.
-He wanted to grow up to be a muppet.

Okay, to be fair, I'll post some of mine.

-When I was a kid, I wanted to lick postage stamps as an occupation.
-My first shoes went flying across the room.
-I was once blindsided by a Big Bird toy approx. 6 inches big.  After 7 stitches I developed a short-lived fear of needles.  I replaced it with a fear of staplers.
-I once tried to staple myself to a book.
-I've cut my finger deep with a butter knife.
-I've analyzed crime scene photos for a major government network, but can't find my car keys.
-I wanted to grow up to be Harrison Ford.